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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:50

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do many women like tall men?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

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A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

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